It is becoming quite clear to me that a process is necessary to absolve some people of their sins of being white, Christian, or conservative in public. To that end, I will be making an online confessional available where, for a small offering, your voting history, campaign contributions, and even whiteness can be temporarily forgiven.
Recognizing that you will once again be white, conservative, and/or Christian when you depart the confessional, regular visits are recommended.
Payment plans are available.
Crypto is accepted.
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