The Monkeypox Song
(A dystopian original, to the tune of Here Comes Santa Claus)
Here comes Monkeypox
Here comes Monkeypox
Says the W-H-O
It will give you lots of sores
From your head to your b-hole
If you bend over for the boys
you'd better play it safe they say,
Or monkeypox will come your way.
Here comes monkeypox
Here comes monkeypox
From West Africa
It originated in the same places as AIDS and Ebola
So don't eat rats or hump those chimps
And you'll stay safe they say
Cause if you don't the pox will come your way.
Here comes monkeypox
Here comes monkeypox
It's an emergency
I just saw an urgent report straight from the CDC
So wear your mask and get your vax
and stay six feet away..
Cause if you don't play by the rules
The pox will come your way.
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