When a woke member of the cancel culture encounters two kids with a corner lemonade stand....
The leftist activist asks the kids how long they work at their stand. "A few hours a day," the kids reply.
Activist, "Uh-huh, and do you have any LGBTQ friends or kids of different races or nationalities working at your lemonade stands?"
Kids, "What does that mean?"
The activist now takes out their phone to video the conversation, "And what is the ratio of female to male employees and do you pay all of your staff the mandatory state and federal minimum wage?"
Kids, "We sell lemonade, that's all. And sometimes brownies and cookies if it's not too hot."
Activist, "Do you offer products that are cruelty free, gluten free, vegan, Halal, and fair trade?"
The kids look at each other confused.
Outraged, the activist posts the video of the lemonade stand on social media calling it a "Hate Stand" which attracts an angry mob that scares the kids away.
With the kids gone, the mob burns the stand down, hangs an effigy of Trump in its place, and claims a great moral victory for 'the people".
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